Forum Personalities- Which One Are You?

[Bop]

Go here and find the most appropriate to your personality...

Please attach the text AND NOT THE PICTURE.

Here's me:

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Eagle Scout is a positive, constructive Warrior who endeavors to submit original articles which contain useful content and relevant information with supporting citations and links, thus initiating meaningful discussion threads. Eagle Scout regards the internet as an uplifting, egalitarian, worldwide arena for the exchange of ideas among intelligent, thinking individuals. He does not openly attack, but will (ever tactfully) chastise disruptive comments, gratuitous insults and cretinous insipidity. He is always kind and helpful to Newbie, and will shrug off even the most egregious insults. Eagle Scout is loathed with a poisonous intensity by Evil Clown, Jerk, L'Enfant Provocateur and Ego. CAUTION: Sometimes Imposter, Evil Clown or Troller will masquerade as Eagle Scout. There have also been reports of Eagle Scout becoming Jekyl and Hyde.
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[edit= silly me here's the url, forum personalities]

[Vie]

er ok gimmy the url to where that came from

[Scar Da Kookee]

everyone should know me by know!

the Impurgable BlargMan!
attemps for sillyness
stright to points
hate when people get the wrong opinion of him
tries to be helpful mostly
and always trying to prove of himself for one thing or another

okay, didnt get point here but: Evil Clown

Evil Clown is very quick with a joke, but his jests always have a barb. He has little patience for in-depth discussions and will often disrupt exchanges between serious forum participants by introducing irrelevant topics, fatuous quips, and offhand comments. His greatest thrill is to taunt and humiliate weaker or more plodding Warriors with his snappy ripostes. When a strong Warrior finally corners him Evil Clown will attempt to escape by accusing his attacker of having no sense of humor.

and im:Jekyll and hyde

As a forum participant Jekyll and Hyde always plays by the rules and is consistently cordial and helpful - a model netizen, until one day he comes completely uncorked and lashes out without warning. His unanticipated thunderbolts can temporarily rout even the sturdiest Warriors, and it often takes some time for his stunned opponents to mount a counter attack. Jekyll and Hyde's sudden behavioral change may result from a psychotic episode, PMS, a downturn in the market, a surprise visit by the in-laws - or a session of hard drinking...

minus the PMS and Hard Drinking, but more of the mood in the channel/forum thread thats all

[Matt]

Lurker does not participate in normal forum discourse, but he's out there...watching, reading every message. Generally, he is quite harmless. In fact, his silence usually reflects a natural reticence rather than any sinister motives. He is content to let the other people haul the conversational freight and, if a fight breaks out he will observe quietly. Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack. Other Warriors regard his unexpected assault as an ambush, and invariably turn on him savagely. But Lurker seldom sticks around to fight it out, rather, after a brief exchange, he slips away, never to be heard from again

[will]

vie, heres yours: http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame80.html

Mine: http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame76.html

In the beginning, before bandwidth, there was nothingness. Out of that endless void God and His heavenly host created...Arpanet, and it was good. But the scientific, military and computer angels Who dwelled in Arpanet were lonely, so They brought forth Browser, and the Web was born. It, too, was good and the children of the internet lived in peace and harmony and were fruitful and multiplied, but God warned His people not to eat of the forbidden fruit of commercialism. Alas, they disobeyed and soon barbarians drove the children of the internet out of Paradise. God, in His wrath, turned away from His people and condemned them to wander in the digital wilderness, but from time to time He will suddenly appear in mailing lists, chat rooms and discussion forums to remind us sinners that we could be saved if only we would hearken unto Him.

(ok, i admit, i just had to be the first to post that)

[Sandman2012]

Gack, I thought it was gonna be one of those "answer some questions and it gives you a type" things. There's way too many of them for this dial-up puppy to read and choose. Besides, I don't have very much objectivity in regards to myself anyway.

[cmisker]

Originally posted by Sandman2012
Gack, I thought it was gonna be one of those "answer some questions and it gives you a type" things. There's way too many of them for this dial-up puppy to read and choose. Besides, I don't have very much objectivity in regards to myself anyway.

That would have been better.. there are too many to read them all! Or maybe someone could summarize them for me?

[Vie]

Originally posted by willfisher
vie, heres yours: http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame80.html

no I'm more of a mixture of that and J'n'H

not the flame bit but I do go off my nut quite often


Ah we have some of thease Evil Clowns

[zorpidus]

Originally posted by Matt
Lurker does not participate in normal forum discourse, but he's out there...watching, reading every message. Generally, he is quite harmless. In fact, his silence usually reflects a natural reticence rather than any sinister motives. He is content to let the other people haul the conversational freight and, if a fight breaks out he will observe quietly. Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack. Other Warriors regard his unexpected assault as an ambush, and invariably turn on him savagely. But Lurker seldom sticks around to fight it out, rather, after a brief exchange, he slips away, never to be heard from again

No way are you a lurker! At least I'm more of a lurker than you

Ah, 2.11 posts a day and proud of it

[fwgx]

Perv
Perv is a relatively rare Flame Warrior and is very secretive. He incites trouble merely to keep people talking to him. He can be very difficult to identify, but one big tipoff is if he seems less interested in what you have to say than what you are wearing.

I just think the pic is funny.

But I think I'm more of a

Ennui
Ennui only rouses himself from his torpor to cajole other Warriors to be more interesting - without, of course, ever contributing anything of interest himself. Ennui has limited weaponry at his disposal, but his majestic affectation of boredom provides an effective defense to attacks. When pressed in battle he will announce his intention of moving on to a more stimulating forum, but instead he will generally lurk quietly until the threat passes.

[buddy139913]

Not every kid on the internet is an Enfant Provocateur; sometimes they're just Net Rat. Net Rat spends countless hours in front of the computer and loves to play at being a grownup. Imagine your chagrin if in a love and romance forum you've been pouring out your anguish over a recent messy breakup with your boyfriend, or you have finally mustered the courage to talk about some particularly lurid desires that have been throbbing in your libido, or perhaps you thought you found a romantic soulmate on the internet only to discover that your hot cyber lover turns out to be in junior high. Even worse, in a serious discussion forum you may think you have succesfully faked a convincing understanding of Spinoza and later discover that the only person you have really managed to fool is still reading Harry Potter. Well, don't feel too bad about it - some Net Rats can very convincing, but they will almost always slip and give themselves away at some point.

[Jon Deaux]

They left out Mystikmultimorphs.
Kosmik Kommunikaterers too.
They never made a mention of fools on flying brew.
Shapeshifters find work where they can
between the chalice and the flame.
How do you do...
Pleased to meat'cha <sic>
Hope you guess my name.

[FunkDoc]

Kung-Fu Master

Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows.

[Aeroe]

Grenade isn't actually a Warrior, per se, but he is an ordnance so widely employed by combatants that no Flame Warriors guide would be complete without mentioning him. When lobbed into a discussion forum Grenade instantly reduces any semblance of reasonable discourse to smoking rubble and sets in motion the forces of war. Grenade can be loaded with different explosives depending on the forum, but some common detonating materials are Clinton, gun control, homosexuality, Reagan, abortion, taxes, conspiracy theory, the NEA, welfare reform, etc.... http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame65.html

definetly, i usually do not start fights, i simply prolong them, intensify them, while kicking baby seals.

[incubus*chick]

For Coffee Klatch the discussion forum is a social gathering - like Mah Jong or the Wednesday morning canasta club. Coffee Klatch prefers a friendly, chatty environment and almost always limits her participation to non-technical forums. Whether inadvertently or by design, Coffee Klatch prepares the battlefield in her favor by making it soggy with pleasant, but vapid messages - her favorite phrase often being, "thanks for sharing". This renders the battlefield rather slow going for many of the swifter and more powerful Warriors, and if war does break out she will shed her benign facade and strike mired Warriors with great ferocity.

This is the closest one...except that I've never said "thanks for sharing" in my entire life.

[dylman]

All the good ones have gone . I wanted to be Lurker.

I suppose this one will do.

[patroclus22]

Originally posted by incubus*chick

This is the closest one...except that I've never said "thanks for sharing" in my entire life.

Thanks for sharing that with us.

[incubus*chick]

[Xerxes]

a mixture between "Philosopher" and "Ideologue"

"Philosopher differs from Profundus Maximus in that he actually does know something. While somewhat humorless and slightly aloof, he is also slow to anger. When he does deign to engage in battle he is considerate of other opinions, but his ponderous and lengthy cogitations effectively smother the opposition."

"There are two distinct varieties of Ideologue, conservative and liberal, but each being smug and self satisfied in his certitudes, they are really flip sides of the same coin. Though Ideologue's "opinions" merely represent a loose collection of intellectual conceits he is nonetheless astonished, bewildered and angered when his views are not immediately embraced as Truth. "

[Trigear]

thank you for sharing that one, coffee klatch

[patroclus22]

Originally posted by triGEAR
thank you for sharing that one, coffee klatch

It would figure that I'd identify with a female personality

[dollerspark]

I'm part Eagle Scout

but mostly Weenie

[Darklight_ar15]

ok..................................................

[Bilbo Baggins]

I am this picture

But i cannot find any text that suits me.

[binary hero]

Originally posted by Xerxes
a mixture between "Philosopher" and "Ideologue"

"Philosopher differs from Profundus Maximus in that he actually does know something. While somewhat humorless and slightly aloof, he is also slow to anger. When he does deign to engage in battle he is considerate of other opinions, but his ponderous and lengthy cogitations effectively smother the opposition."

"There are two distinct varieties of Ideologue, conservative and liberal, but each being smug and self satisfied in his certitudes, they are really flip sides of the same coin. Though Ideologue's "opinions" merely represent a loose collection of intellectual conceits he is nonetheless astonished, bewildered and angered when his views are not immediately embraced as Truth. "

nope. this is xerxes :P

i can't find myself i am a nothing.