That's not the funniest darwin award I've ever read. My science teacher had a book full of them. There was one award for a couple having sex on a very high rock ledge up in some mountains or something who were struck by a bolt of lightning. The lightning fused their bodies together. I think they said the guy survived, the girl did not. If thats a true story, it's sad that that guy was attached by his nether regions to a dead girl. Even if it isn't its pretty funny.