I deleted Bambi

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 8th February 2001, 15:28

Last night, my girlfriend and I were going over to a friend's house to spend some time with them. On the way there, a deer ran across the road in front of my truck. At first, I was like: "Oh look, a deer. How cute."

Then.... deer number two decided to test the rigidity of my truck's grille. I feel bad, but there wasn't anything I could do.

It didn't make it...

I'm just glad that it wasn't a 30-point buck... otherwise, I would have had airbag for dinner.

bonj · 8th February 2001, 15:57

You bastard!!

Just kidding sarge

shit happens.. A friend of mine hit a horse on the highway last year. Did the deer suffer at all or did it die right away? Any damage to your truck?
Glad you're ok

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 8th February 2001, 16:05

It didn't suffer for very long... I didn't see any damage to the front or underside of my truck. Skidplates come in quite handy (I know that's kinda sick, but it's true).

Thanks. I'm glad that we're ok, too. It freaked my girlfriend out. I didn't panic, but I didn't react the way I think I should have. If I would have swerved the way it came from, I would have missed it. But, there was a really deep ditch there, and my girlfriend was on that side of the truck. So, rather that send my truck into the ditch and risk injuring my girlfriend, Bambi had to go.

bonj · 8th February 2001, 16:10

Yikes.. I think you reacted the right way. I'd definitely rather hit the deer than roll the car in the direction of my girlfriend (if I had one)

Matt · 8th February 2001, 16:16

just what I'd expect someone to say - 'Nevermind the animal, how's the car?

bonj · 8th February 2001, 16:22

lol Matt, I'm sorry for the deer, but if there was nothing he could do then that's that. I was just making sure no other misfortune resulted from the incident. I'm glad the deer didn't suffer much

Thor · 8th February 2001, 16:51

Me2 ... Deers are cool, they shouldn't suffer ... :d

. - .... .- -. .... · 8th February 2001, 17:17

Quote:

Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99
But, there was a really deep ditch there, and my girlfriend was on that side of the truck. So, rather that send my truck into the ditch and risk injuring my girlfriend, Bambi had to go.

Personally, I'd have taken my chances with the girlfriend

ElChevelle · 8th February 2001, 18:16

This is no shit:

My buddy hit a Deer with a (John) Deere!

s1138 · 8th February 2001, 19:27

how could you

but you wanna here something? too bad

i was in the car in atlanta, mom was driving, and a truck was carrying logs infront of us, well it dropped oneof the logs. so here we are on I-75 in the middle of atlanta, with a log in the road, there was swerving and the log got caught under some guys car, and caught on fire

from the friction

another time, my mom wasnt paying attention, and there was a sudden stop in traffic, my dad was infront of us, and he slammed on the brake. my mom, alittle late hit hers. we didnt hit my dad, but time seemed to stop for me as my moms foot was on the brake and we were still gliding towards the truck.

oh and to keep on subject, my mom also hit a dear once, it was a baby

8th February 2001, 19:38

I like venison. There are easier ways to get it though.

Seriously, I'm glad the deer didn't suffer. Here in West Central Missouri, we have a problem with deer overpopulation. You can't drive down the roads or highways without having one jump out in front of you. A friend of mine was killed several years ago when he hit a deer while riding his motorcycle.

Bilbo Baggins · 8th February 2001, 20:32

Did you scrape the deer off, and take it home for tea Sarge? That may seem a little cruel, but why waste that good food?

rm' · 8th February 2001, 21:48

Bilbo has a good point. If you kill an animal, you should at least eat it.

ElChevelle · 9th February 2001, 04:03

Make sure the damn things dead before you stuff it in your backseat(Watch Tommy Boy with Chris Farley and David Spade)

rm' · 9th February 2001, 04:06

Tommy Boy was great

Namelessv1 · 9th February 2001, 04:56

Coulda been worse, u could ran over a frozen cow or a backed into a parked car. Just a coupla questions, u didnt back over it again and again, did u? and it wuz a deer, not a kid on a bike, right?

bonj · 9th February 2001, 05:00

I never liked the expression "it coulda been worse." Couldn't it always be worse?

"Well the nuclear war has destroyed everything on earth.. but it coulda been worse. At least the universe didn't collapse on itself."

I dunno, maybe I'm just weird

9th February 2001, 15:03

Well It's been a long time since I've posted and I just posted here so I could talk to my good friend Sarge...I think you should be blown away for hitting the poor deer ...and for never visiting me

but don't worry I'll forgive you on both...since now you can write to me all the time...I finally have my own computer

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 9th February 2001, 15:06

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
Did you scrape the deer off, and take it home for tea Sarge?

Nope. It's out of season, so if I got pulled over for anything, I woulda got a seriously insane fine... and besides, I don't like the thought of decomposing carcasses in my truck.

It was bad enough that I had to pull it out of the middle of the road.

Randude-
Yeah, venison is pretty good. And there are easier ways to get it, but I think that a 1 1/2 ton pickup truck can be just as effective as a gun...

Dawg-
Heh... no I didn't run over it again and again. That's sick, bro.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 9th February 2001, 15:08

KASSIE!!

Awesome! I'll come and visit you after school in a couple hours, k?

Sorry I haven't been over in a few days. I'm itchin' to see what kinda puter you got.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 11th February 2001, 08:01

Go figure...

A couple days after I wipe out Bambi, I get a new set of tires for my truck. With those, I might have been able to stop in time cuz they're wider than my old tires. Good traction. Oh well...

235[60]R15 = 0-60 mph < 8 seconds... WHEEEEE!!

RAZIM · 11th February 2001, 08:33

Just lucky it wasn't something like an elk. it'd probably total your truck and walk away fine.

11th February 2001, 15:31

So quit complaining...your truck walked away with no scratches and so did your girlfriend. On a plus side you have new tires. The best of both worlds I would say

Somebody · 11th February 2001, 18:15

what truck do you drive, sarge?

Budgie · 11th February 2001, 23:24

Heh, Sarge, you're some Bambinator

... Do you know if 'Bambi' died instantly or was it still alive? I hope it did not have to suffer at all. Well, at least you & girlfriend are okeedokie (I bet she freaked out, huh?!

). Oh, your truck as well

. If you drove a Honda Civic, you would be really pissed off right now

.

Well, even though I am in Germany, I drive a really old Chevy Nova

. You know, that kind of car you can see on your family pictures of the 70's.

I just had to think about a particular scene of "I Know What You Did Last Summer"

...

Peace & happy drivin'

.

Xerxes · 11th February 2001, 23:35

I have one of those old t-shirts...

Roadkill Cafe- You kill it we grill it

Backside: Eating food is so much more fun
when you've caught it while on the run

12th February 2001, 01:36

if you kill a deer use a 12 ga. - and make sure you dont waste the meat have it made into steak or trail boloni (i cant spell boloni - lol)

I used to have that shirt but now its too small for me. (as if anyone cares)

lordicarus · 12th February 2001, 03:18

Quote:

Originally posted by watadoo
...As I took off a fawn ran full speed into the side of my truck....

ROFL!!!

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 12th February 2001, 04:07

Kassie-

Somebody-
I drive a '95 Chevy S-10 Super Sport...

Budgie-
The Bambinator, huh? I like the sound of that.

I raced a Civic a couple months ago... I kicked it's ass.

I also raced a Ford F-150. I kicked his ass, too.

So, you drive a Nova? Cool beans. Chevy rocks.

Paranoid_Sid · 12th February 2001, 09:25

You think it was bad killing a deer with a truck, you should have seen the mess my friend made of a cat. Trouble is, even though he ran straight over its back, it was still alive. So he got out his car walked over and stamped on it's head. And he likes cats.

Twilightseer · 12th February 2001, 10:23

Wouldn't Kassie be Sarge's girlfriend ?
I'm wondering

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 12th February 2001, 14:58

Nope... She's my best friend. I've known her for like 10 years now.

Twilightseer · 12th February 2001, 15:04

OK

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 12th February 2001, 15:10

Well... to clear things up just a little...

I was going out with Kassie a while back, but it didn't work out because we love each other like a brother and sister... That's ok, though. She knows that I will always hold a special place in my heart for her.

Bilbo Baggins · 12th February 2001, 20:21

Sibling love. *Shudder*

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 13th February 2001, 03:09

A little bitter about something, BB?

Twilightseer · 13th February 2001, 07:09

Quote:

Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99
Well... to clear things up just a little...

To clear things up, I wasn't giving you the third degree

I was just guessing. You didn't need to "confess" anything

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 13th February 2001, 15:42

Oh I know. I was just making sure that everyone knew that Kassie and my girlfriend are two different people.

Twilightseer · 14th February 2001, 07:35

Cool.
Btw, if you ever need to confess something, I guess the most appropriate person would Reverend Ike (for obvious reasons)

Matt · 14th February 2001, 17:20

Quote:

Well... to clear things up just a little...
said the Sargeant

I should hope so. Don't want to drive home with a deer stuck to the front of the car

or did it land in the road? If so I hope you took it home to eat.

8th February 2001, 15:57	#2
bonj Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: HEH!!!! :D Posts: 920	You bastard!! Just kidding sarge shit happens.. A friend of mine hit a horse on the highway last year. Did the deer suffer at all or did it die right away? Any damage to your truck? Glad you're ok heh?

8th February 2001, 16:10	#4
bonj Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: HEH!!!! :D Posts: 920	Yikes.. I think you reacted the right way. I'd definitely rather hit the deer than roll the car in the direction of my girlfriend (if I had one) heh?

8th February 2001, 16:22	#6
bonj Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: HEH!!!! :D Posts: 920	lol Matt, I'm sorry for the deer, but if there was nothing he could do then that's that. I was just making sure no other misfortune resulted from the incident. I'm glad the deer didn't suffer much heh?

8th February 2001, 16:51	#7
Thor Major Dude Join Date: May 2000 Location: Gent, Belgium (Europe) Posts: 968	Me2 ... Deers are cool, they shouldn't suffer ... :d http://www.blorp.com/~thor

8th February 2001, 20:32	#12
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Soup Did you scrape the deer off, and take it home for tea Sarge? That may seem a little cruel, but why waste that good food?

8th February 2001, 15:28	#1
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Last night, my girlfriend and I were going over to a friend's house to spend some time with them. On the way there, a deer ran across the road in front of my truck. At first, I was like: "Oh look, a deer. How cute." Then.... deer number two decided to test the rigidity of my truck's grille. I feel bad, but there wasn't anything I could do. It didn't make it... I'm just glad that it wasn't a 30-point buck... otherwise, I would have had airbag for dinner.

8th February 2001, 16:05	#3
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	It didn't suffer for very long... I didn't see any damage to the front or underside of my truck. Skidplates come in quite handy (I know that's kinda sick, but it's true). Thanks. I'm glad that we're ok, too. It freaked my girlfriend out. I didn't panic, but I didn't react the way I think I should have. If I would have swerved the way it came from, I would have missed it. But, there was a really deep ditch there, and my girlfriend was on that side of the truck. So, rather that send my truck into the ditch and risk injuring my girlfriend, Bambi had to go.

8th February 2001, 16:16	#5
Matt Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: England Posts: 3,396	just what I'd expect someone to say - 'Nevermind the animal, how's the car?

8th February 2001, 18:16	#9
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	This is no shit: My buddy hit a Deer with a (John) Deere!

8th February 2001, 19:27	#10
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	how could you but you wanna here something? too bad i was in the car in atlanta, mom was driving, and a truck was carrying logs infront of us, well it dropped oneof the logs. so here we are on I-75 in the middle of atlanta, with a log in the road, there was swerving and the log got caught under some guys car, and caught on fire from the friction another time, my mom wasnt paying attention, and there was a sudden stop in traffic, my dad was infront of us, and he slammed on the brake. my mom, alittle late hit hers. we didnt hit my dad, but time seemed to stop for me as my moms foot was on the brake and we were still gliding towards the truck. oh and to keep on subject, my mom also hit a dear once, it was a baby

8th February 2001, 19:38	#11
randman Guest Posts: n/a	I like venison. There are easier ways to get it though. Seriously, I'm glad the deer didn't suffer. Here in West Central Missouri, we have a problem with deer overpopulation. You can't drive down the roads or highways without having one jump out in front of you. A friend of mine was killed several years ago when he hit a deer while riding his motorcycle.

8th February 2001, 21:48	#13
rm' Banned Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 11,361	Bilbo has a good point. If you kill an animal, you should at least eat it.

9th February 2001, 04:03	#14
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Make sure the damn things dead before you stuff it in your backseat(Watch Tommy Boy with Chris Farley and David Spade)

9th February 2001, 04:06	#15
rm' Banned Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 11,361	Tommy Boy was great

9th February 2001, 04:56	#16
Namelessv1 Forum King Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 4,757	Coulda been worse, u could ran over a frozen cow or a backed into a parked car. Just a coupla questions, u didnt back over it again and again, did u? and it wuz a deer, not a kid on a bike, right?

9th February 2001, 05:00	#17
bonj Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: HEH!!!! :D Posts: 920	I never liked the expression "it coulda been worse." Couldn't it always be worse? "Well the nuclear war has destroyed everything on earth.. but it coulda been worse. At least the universe didn't collapse on itself." I dunno, maybe I'm just weird heh?

9th February 2001, 15:03	#18
Kassie81 Guest Posts: n/a	Well It's been a long time since I've posted and I just posted here so I could talk to my good friend Sarge...I think you should be blown away for hitting the poor deer ...and for never visiting me but don't worry I'll forgive you on both...since now you can write to me all the time...I finally have my own computer

9th February 2001, 15:08	#20
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	KASSIE!! Awesome! I'll come and visit you after school in a couple hours, k? Sorry I haven't been over in a few days. I'm itchin' to see what kinda puter you got.

11th February 2001, 08:01	#21
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Go figure... A couple days after I wipe out Bambi, I get a new set of tires for my truck. With those, I might have been able to stop in time cuz they're wider than my old tires. Good traction. Oh well... 235[60]R15 = 0-60 mph < 8 seconds... WHEEEEE!!

11th February 2001, 08:33	#22
RAZIM Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 4	ouch Just lucky it wasn't something like an elk. it'd probably total your truck and walk away fine.

11th February 2001, 15:31	#23
Kassie81 Guest Posts: n/a	So quit complaining...your truck walked away with no scratches and so did your girlfriend. On a plus side you have new tires. The best of both worlds I would say

11th February 2001, 18:15	#24
Somebody Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 1,531	what truck do you drive, sarge?

11th February 2001, 23:24	#25
Budgie Major Dude Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Hell frozen up Posts: 1,217	@ Sarge Heh, Sarge, you're some Bambinator ... Do you know if 'Bambi' died instantly or was it still alive? I hope it did not have to suffer at all. Well, at least you & girlfriend are okeedokie (I bet she freaked out, huh?! ). Oh, your truck as well . If you drove a Honda Civic, you would be really pissed off right now . Well, even though I am in Germany, I drive a really old Chevy Nova . You know, that kind of car you can see on your family pictures of the 70's. I just had to think about a particular scene of "I Know What You Did Last Summer" ... Peace & happy drivin' . Please consider the Forum Rules before posting utter crap. Thank you!

11th February 2001, 23:35	#26
Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,688	I have one of those old t-shirts... Roadkill Cafe- You kill it we grill it Backside: Eating food is so much more fun when you've caught it while on the run

12th February 2001, 01:36	#27
xapec Guest Posts: n/a	if you kill a deer use a 12 ga. - and make sure you dont waste the meat have it made into steak or trail boloni (i cant spell boloni - lol) I used to have that shirt but now its too small for me. (as if anyone cares)

12th February 2001, 04:07	#29
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Kassie- Somebody- I drive a '95 Chevy S-10 Super Sport... Budgie- The Bambinator, huh? I like the sound of that. I raced a Civic a couple months ago... I kicked it's ass. I also raced a Ford F-150. I kicked his ass, too. So, you drive a Nova? Cool beans. Chevy rocks.

12th February 2001, 09:25	#30
Paranoid_Sid Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 24	You think it was bad killing a deer with a truck, you should have seen the mess my friend made of a cat. Trouble is, even though he ran straight over its back, it was still alive. So he got out his car walked over and stamped on it's head. And he likes cats.

12th February 2001, 10:23	#31
Twilightseer Frenchoderator Join Date: May 2000 Location: Lavabo, fond du couloir, 3è porte à droite Posts: 6,309	Wouldn't Kassie be Sarge's girlfriend ? I'm wondering

12th February 2001, 14:58	#32
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Nope... She's my best friend. I've known her for like 10 years now.

12th February 2001, 15:04	#33
Twilightseer Frenchoderator Join Date: May 2000 Location: Lavabo, fond du couloir, 3è porte à droite Posts: 6,309	OK

12th February 2001, 15:10	#34
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Well... to clear things up just a little... I was going out with Kassie a while back, but it didn't work out because we love each other like a brother and sister... That's ok, though. She knows that I will always hold a special place in my heart for her.

12th February 2001, 20:21	#35
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Sibling love. Shudder

13th February 2001, 03:09	#36
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	A little bitter about something, BB?

13th February 2001, 15:42	#38
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Oh I know. I was just making sure that everyone knew that Kassie and my girlfriend are two different people.

14th February 2001, 07:35	#39
Twilightseer Frenchoderator Join Date: May 2000 Location: Lavabo, fond du couloir, 3è porte à droite Posts: 6,309	Cool. Btw, if you ever need to confess something, I guess the most appropriate person would Reverend Ike (for obvious reasons)