Favorite Monty Python Quotes!

[d0rk]

Hey everyone, I believe it's time for you guys to post your favorite MP quotes . I figured this had been done before but I searched the forum...and nope . So post away....



"The Black Knight Always Prevails! Have At You!"

"You have no arms!" reply is "Tis only a flesh wound!"

[RedawgTS]

From the dead parrot sketch:

"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!He's fuckin' snuffed it!..... THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!"

[m0e]

Well they wouldn't be a crunchy chocolate covered frogs if we took the bones out, now would they?

[binary hero]

"He's not your saviour, he's a very naughty boy"

(where is patrolcus when you want python quotes )

[fwgx]

NI!

[steak]

All: We are all individuals!
One: I'm not...

Oh the irony...

[Raz]

"COME BACK HERE YOU COWARD.... ILL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF"

[binary hero]

"blessed be the cheesemakers"

[Raz]

Isnt it awfully nice to have a penis
isnt it frightfully good to have a dong
Its swell to have a stiffy
Its divine to have a dick
from the worlds tiniest tadger
to the worlds biggest prick
So three cheers for your willy or john thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser stick
Your piece of pork your wifes best friend
your percy or your cock
you can wrap it up in ribbons
you can stick it in your sock
But dont take it out in public
or they'll stick you in the dock
And you wont... a come a back

[anubis2003]

And what is your favorite color?
Blue, no wait, AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[mark]

Knights of round table:

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our show are formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm
a looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

King Arthur:

actually, on second thoughts, lets not go to camelot, for it tis a silly place!

BTW I was attacked by a chain of litterally About 50 popups when getting the lyrics. I had to disconnect, tell opera to block EVERy popup window in existence, spend 10 mins closing them, reenable popups and reconnect, so:
then then then = attatched pic!

sorry about the mod chip refrences (moderators, dont hurt me!) and low quality but i got a ps2, and games cost this much ££££ and the attachment size limit is pretty low for high res screenshots!

[ElChevelle]

We are the knights.....who say NI!

[Bilbo Baggins]

From the film "The Meaning of Life", after Mr Creosote has exploded (which is hilarious in itself), and John Cleese is talking in a french accent to Terry Jones who is playing the cleaner...

RASCIST!

[Fickle]

....and they were forced to eat the minstrels.

Yay.


and, from the computer game,

You have collected one coconut.
Yay.

[Mr. 75MHz]

mines is 'You lucky basterd' from life of brian