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    My cat wonders around the kitchen for half an hour meowing at anyone and anything that walks past it, to feed it, until someone picks it up and places it right in front of a full bowl of food it's walked past for the last half hour.
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  • #2
    maybe it's just horny

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    • #3
      Maby its related to mine.
      Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award

      I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird.

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      • #4
        my cat does that sometimes.
        he has a full bowl of food in the bathroom, but he will meow at me anywhere in the house, so i walk into the bathroom, he follows me, and then eats his food.
        my cat, does lots of strange things....

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        • #5
          Evil i tells ya, eeeeeevil...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Bizznatch
            maybe it's just horny
            No, that's my rabbit. Here's essentially a cat (he's never in his cage, always running about the house). Anyway, after my sister's birthday, there we some balloons left over and one day we discovered him sitting there humping them. Not to mention he's humped my dad's foot a couple of time...
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            • #7
              Is your dad some sick degenerate who gets off on a small mammal fornicating with his feet? I mean once and you'd put it down to the animal being sex starved but twice...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
                Is your dad some sick degenerate who gets off on a small mammal fornicating with his feet? I mean once and you'd put it down to the animal being sex starved but twice...
                - Viper007Bond | Viper007Bond.com

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Bizznatch
                  maybe it's just horny
                  I doubt it, we had it fixed.

                  Although, we used to have a budgie that sat in the corner of her cage, horny, bent into some really werid bananna-like shape. It also used to lay eggs for no reason, I swear it had never seen a male budgie in it's life (the vet told us that would do it), but still it layed eggs.

                  We have two cats, ones a lot younger. When the younger one was a kitten it used to sneak up behind the older one and jump on it's back, then quickly run away and stare at the older one as if to say "why are you hissing and snarling?"

                  The older ones the dumb one. The younger one started learning how to unlock the cat door for itself before we were able to get it fixed, and it's also learning how to open the cupboard where we keep the cat food. The younger one can also catch birds and mice, the older one could bearly catch roadkill in it's prime. (excpet for maybe our dumb ginnapigs that chewed their way though their cage.)
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                  • #10

                    We are not stupid ! We are fussy!
                    Ooh, Gabardine

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                    • #11
                      My cat used to run around our house in the same path through every room for hours at a time.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Widdykats
                        We are not stupid ! We are fussy!
                        Thats right I remember now, cats don't have owners they have staff.

                        gotta love that picture
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                        • #13
                          Is that picture a bit of photoshop? or is it real?

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                          • #14
                            Looks more like mspaint than photoshop to me. it's not real. It does look pissed off, but that finger definitly isn't real.
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                            • #15
                              Real! Of course, look at your cat ....doesn't she seem to being saying
                              that.....alll the time!
                              Ooh, Gabardine

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