Small niggling annoyances.

[rockouthippie]

When the ol' lady puts an oversized toilet seat "fuzzy" cover on the toilet, and you're trying to take a leak, and the lid falls, because because it will no longer stay up because of the "fuzzy" cover.

Then cleaning pee off the wall. Then the argument about "fuzzy toilet seat covers".

[White Raven]

When some bastard in a huge SUV comes up and fills their tank for about 120 dollars, then comes in and bitches at me about it. When I point out that SUVs guzzle gas, they respond with 'yeah but they're safer on the highway so that's why I bought it.' When I respond that most SUVs are in fact naturally top-heavy when nearly empty because they're designed to carry a lot of weight and in fact are more liable to flip over in an accident than many other cars, they go silent and leave without saying thank you.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

That's because they're stuck-up snobs with more dollars than sense. (That sounds better than it reads.)

[ElChevelle]

It reads just as my thoughts

[MidnightViper88]

Originally posted by Alida
When some bastard in a huge SUV comes up and fills their tank for about 120 dollars

All I had was about $5 to fill up barely 2 gallons in my tank...Rich fuck-ups...

[CaboWaboAddict]

dingleshits

customers that can't read a one page installation readme file, then call wanting help 'cuz they fucked it up

flat draft beer

people that bitch about SUV drivers

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BTW: MAS TEQUILA!

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[White Raven]

Those fat, loud chicks who travel in herds that all wear white and pink terrycloth clothing and skirts way too tight for them. They don't laugh, but it's this spitting bray of an ass that comes out like a malformed giggle.

[Wolfgang]

Chavs.

When Windows uses 100% CPU for about 2 minutes for no apparent reason when all I did was try to open Notepad or press CTRL +C.

Getting a sweaty back after cycling with my rucksack on, taking it off to put something in it and then having to put it on again - it's horrible.

[White Raven]

The expression 'Hey Kids!' on the backs of cereal boxes.
I don't know why.
It just always got to me.

It's everywhere, on TV, books, signs, fuck.
Hey, Kids! He, les enfents!
I'm sure the Quebecois really enjoy being referred to as 'the babies,' kind of like how I like being referred to as a goat's offspring.

[Rullingen]

ok small list

no cerial or bread left in the morning

getting denied alchohol when your 18 (yes im in the UK)

getting balmed for things you havent done

rumours going round your friends thats they belive

best friends gilfriends

girlfriends

batteries (alltogeather)

Counter Strike Source Hackers

pop/electro/dance music

Teachers

Parents

Family

Stubbing your toe in the dark

getting told off for when you shout sh*t when stubbing your toe in the dark

girls with hairy top lips

playstations

being skint

head chef (my boss)

Chavs (BIG ONE)

cyclists on the footpaths

hangovers

headaches wich hang around your ears

lighters that dont work

anime cartoons

mcdonalds sandwiches never look like they do in the adverts

chips in the finish on your shiney guitar

losing all your photos and music when you have to re-install windows

haircuts ("arrrgh its sucking my will to live")

that'll be all for now

[White Raven]

You sound like Raz

[MidnightViper88]

"New and improved"

It can't be new if it's been revised, and vise-versa...

Stupid marketing

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by Rullingen
ok small list

no cerial or bread left in the morning

getting denied alchohol when your 18 (yes im in the UK)

getting balmed for things you havent done

rumours going round your friends thats they belive

best friends gilfriends

girlfriends

batteries (alltogeather)

Counter Strike Source Hackers

pop/electro/dance music

Teachers

Parents

Family

Stubbing your toe in the dark

getting told off for when you shout sh*t when stubbing your toe in the dark

girls with hairy top lips

playstations

being skint

head chef (my boss)

Chavs (BIG ONE)

cyclists on the footpaths

hangovers

headaches wich hang around your ears

lighters that dont work

anime cartoons

mcdonalds sandwiches never look like they do in the adverts

chips in the finish on your shiney guitar

losing all your photos and music when you have to re-install windows

haircuts ("arrrgh its sucking my will to live")

that'll be all for now

YOUR SIG!

[pile0nades]

People on forums who say "would it be possible". I'm no grammar nazi, but the more I read that the more I get pissed off. "It" cannot make itself possible without already being possible! Corrected: "Is it possible"!!!!!

Even worse, that phrase gets 1,610,000 google hits. Asinine.

[xzxzzx]

Um...

Would it be possible for this construct to be a valid piece of grammar if there were a conditional clause which "would" would refer to?