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Marilyn Manson, as much of a freak as he puts on a show to be, is actually a pretty intellectual person...
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"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
"Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz -
I believe Marilyn Manson went to Brown, an ivy league school.Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.Comment
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Dumbasses who drive under and over the speed limit by 10-15 miles an hour while.....
WAIT FOR IT.....
ARE ON THEIR FUCKING CELLPHONES!
I've got two words for you cock-wranglers:
CRUISE and CONTROLComment
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It's time to start shoving cell phones into anii.Comment
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How 'bout the people that fucking stare at a green light before they realize it's green?
I think they already have something up their anii, most likely their thumbs, both of them..."I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
"Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill SchultzComment
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Or people that stare at the vanity mirror or rearview mirrors when the light turns green.Don't forget to live before you die.
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who's idea was it to put a tampax ad on winamp forums?Comment
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Mine.Comment
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Why are they advertising the new "Tampax Cardboard"? It sounds like the ladies are stuffing recycled boxes up their twats. Couldn't they have marketed a better name?Don't forget to live before you die.
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Get the hell out!
of some snatch.Comment
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woke up to some damn birds at 7:00 this morning. I went to bed at 6, so I didn't get much sleep. Everything that wakes me up is permantly labeled anoying. Especialy my moms voice.Comment
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Go to bed earlier?Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.Comment
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Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99
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We've got WAY too many pigeons at work and they must all die horrible deaths.Comment
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That will do perfectly!
Chev, beat those pigeons' asses!Comment
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